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The Mainline is located in Downer MN. The best way to get here is to go 15 miles East of Moorhead on I-94 ~ take the Downer exit ~ go left into Downer and we'll be the big tin building on the right! If you have any questions please call us at 218-789-7610 Our mailing address is 9571 Hwy. 9, S. Barnesville MN. 56514 Schedule of Events Aug 30th "Platinum Rose" featuring Charlie Wayne, former guitarist for The BulletBoys. Opening band is "PUSH" Sept 4th "Dave English" Is coming to vacation for a few days. He's one of the Massholes and he's a nut! Ladies....he's single!!Sept. 19th "Wrist Wrestling" Yep, come on out and test your arm wrastlen skills! There's a squeezy thingy (not that kind of squeezy thingy, Pervert) Trophies, drink specials. There are several different weight classes, for both men and women. Guys don't arm wrestle women....it's extremely embarrassing when you loose to them. And don't ask how I know... Sept. 26th "Comedian" Oct. 3rd "Isn't this duck opener?? Oct 11 "Rod and Gun club Stag" (Wicked cool) Sat. Oct. 18th....wait for it.......MWF!!! Will be here. Yep, the Micro Wrestling Federation comes to the Mainline! Featuring P.O.D (Pissed Off Dwarf) I can't tell you the highlights of the show, but it's way cool! Tickets will be $12 in advance and $15 at the door. I'm pretty sure this will sell out, get your tickets early. Either here or Marguerites Music. (actually I haven't asked them to do tickets for us yet, but i'm pretty sure they will) And while your there, Buy some stuff from them! They're great people, killer products, etc.etc.etc. Oct. 24 "Comedian" New Daily and Nightly dinner specials!!! I'll put up the rest of the updates when I get them confirmed! Thanks to all of you who keep the Mainline alive!! Lew (DOD) & Treesee (DOL)
The Mainline comes alive with great live bands, comedians, and jukebox mania. Stop out and enjoy the night! Rent The Mainline Event Center: Parties, Weddings, Family Gatherings, Stag and Bachelorette parties, all at great rates! 789-7610 Ask for Teresa Happy Hour: 4 pm-6 pm Texas Hold 'Em: Monday's and Wednesday's at 7 pm
Lew's comments: (updated July 13th) It's rare that I become an out right fan of a band, but it has happened with 2 of them. One was "Dozer" Totally kick ass and profesional, I wish they were still together!! The other is "-Itis" These guys are original, talented hillarious and pro's in every aspect. I hope we can get them back again soon! Now for the Tee Off!! I am sick and tired of being made to feel like a 2nd class citizen. So now, Im going to put in my latest thoughts on this crappy smoking ban, as I have tightened the belt around here as much as possible and I think we might make it. With a continued help from all of you of course. First of all, All the talk about how second hand smoke is bad for you is a huge load of crap! 2nd hand smoke is accounting for no deaths!According to the Environmental Protection Agency's 1995 figures, a single large airport produces the air pollution of up to 8 billion cigarettes per day, yet the small airport lounge that still allows smoking is castigated for "poisoning" airport workers and travelers. And there are a lot of airports out there! I hate to be the one to break it to you, but your all being lied to. Beside the fact, were all going to die of something. Your not getting out of life alive you know.... If your concerned about what your breathing, don't go to the airport for christ sake. In fact, you shouldn't go out at all, unless you move to the mountains or something, but don't move to Denver! It's nasty there too ; ) Great big companies are bribing and lying to everyone for their own gain. Would it suprise you at all, to know that the largest single finance contributer to the smoking ban was the guy that owns NICODERM. Now that is a load of crap right there!! Beside everything I just said, who in the hell do we think we are when we can tell any bussiness owner what he can or can't do with his business and with perfectly legal substances....such as tobacco??!!?? I personally have made a choice to smoke. I cleaned up my act once, quit smoking, cut drinkin down to the bare minimums, started working out. And guess what, I took a shot of lightning to the face! Well, needless to say, I put the things back into my life that I enjoy. Seeing how i'm going to die anyways, I made a personal coice and started smoking again and drinking and being politically incorrect. And i'm not one bit sorry!! In fact it's kinda cool to have the freedom to make my own choices! Remember when we actually thought for ourselves?? I personally don't care for a lot of things people say, or do but I don't go out and tell people "Your perfume or cologne is stinky" and demand that every place be deodorized. This is Bull and i'm tired of it!!!! By the way, I'm swiping some of these quotes and things from a pro smoking source and here's a doozy!
All right, this is gonna be a little awkward but I think it needs to be put out there. The Mainline is down accross the board since the inception of the smoking ban. My food, my drinks, our games and gaming, my daily totals and weekends. I was told there'd be tons of new customers because of the ban.....Well, I haven't seen any and apparently i'm not the only one. As there are now more than 200 bars/restaurants/bingo halls that have gone out of business since the ban went into effect. Please check it out. http://cleanairquality.blogspot.com/2007/01/100-bars-and-restaurants-put-out-of.html Also, I KNOW one company that really really sucks ass. I got sued over it, lost of course. Cuz radio can screw up, ruin your SHOWS, run wrong ads, Over charge, etc. and get away with it. SO....let me KNOW if you want to KNOW which company BLOWS! Now GO out and party SO we can all keep on keepin on. All I ever wanted was to have a cool bar and have a lot of fun, do what everyone said couldn't be done and make friends. Big corporate DillHoles and scumbags of the world have really tried to stick it to us. Luckily, I have all of you to help me keep going! Special thanks to: Stephen Pearcy, Warrant, Headeast, Britney Fox, Enuff Znuff, Winger, Helix, Confederate Railroad, Bullet Boys,White Lion....And those that have made our music and mayhem soo much fun!!Mainline’s Music & Mayhem Rolls on:
Mondays and Wednesday's: Tesas Hold Em See below for details!! Sundays: Free pool all day long
Mainline's New Hold 'Em games!! These are free poker games. For those 21 and older. No Buy Ins!! Starting Monday March 17th at 7:00: We are now playing for $5 a head up to $200, so the the winner gets all that money plus an additional $500 chip for Wednesday nights game. If you take out 2 people in one hand you get a drink chip. There'll be drink and food specials as well. Starting Wednesday March 19th at 7:00: This game is also a no buy in game. The baris putting up $5 per player up to $200. 2nd get's $20 and 3rd get's $10 and the Winner get's the rest. On Wednesday nights, there'll be the usual specials as well as bounties. If you take out Monday night's winner, you get an additional $500 chip for Monday's game. If you take out 2 people in one hand, you get a drink chip. We will play Mainline's way: We drink, we eat, we cuss, we have fun, etc. If your one of those sissies who wants people sent away on a time out for cussing, then this game is not for you. We won't tolerate blatant disrespect BUT! We are all adults and most of us, American's, we can handle it!
Schedule of Events July 26th An all ages show, We had 2 young bands lined up, one from Barnesville, another from Fargo. Apparently one of the guys in the Fargo band has a parent that won't let them come to our magnificent facility. So I need another band. Any Ideas?? Aug 30th "Platinum Rose" featuring Charlie Wayne, former guitarist for The BulletBoys
New Daily and Nightly dinner specials!!!
Saturday's Cooks Surprise!! Don't worry, I wouldn't let them make something bad ; ) I'll put up the rest of the updates when I get them confirmed! Thanks to all of you who keep the Mainline alive!! Lew (DOD) & Treesee (DOL)
The Mainline comes alive with great live bands, comedians, and jukebox mania. Stop out and enjoy the night! Rent The Mainline Event Center: Parties, Weddings, Family Gatherings, Stag and Bachelorette parties, all at great rates! 789-7610 Ask for Teresa Happy Hour: 4 pm-6 pm Texas Hold 'Em: Monday's and Wednesday's at 7 pm
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